Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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