drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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