i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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