Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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