But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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