he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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