Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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