I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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