? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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