I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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