I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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