we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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