you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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