do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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