I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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