How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
