So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
