playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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