Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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