I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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