Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
