found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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