You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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