I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize
