I must be too annoying 4 u.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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