Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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