first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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