Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
