yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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