We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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