the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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