PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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