Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My pussy is not your playground.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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