You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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