Cold hands, warm shart.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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