i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
MIDGETS
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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