Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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