For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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