Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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