Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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