Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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