scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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