So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
