i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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