I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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