I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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