check it out our google latitudes are spooning
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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