at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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