if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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