I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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