why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Randomize
